1. After I pop this zit on my face, I have to work on the bigger one on the back of my head. It’s completely out of control. It’s so big it has started growing red, curly hair.

  2. “Hey mom !! Daddy’s living out his own childhood again!! Get this sill hat off me before people see me…”

  3. No self respecting Spider Man should have to go through all this humiliation!
    Watch out for the fist I’ve made with my left hand. I’m about ready to “clock” someone..

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