The Shaving Cycle

This image is shamelessly proudly stolen borrowed from Jon.

I’m guessing the ladies can’t really relate, but this is exactly what I go through every two weeks.

What should the caption be?

(you can find some other posts begging for a caption here)

Well, apparently my friend John has a little too much time on his hands these days, cause yesterday he sent this to me.

What can I say? It works…

Speaking of John: he’s a bona-fide video and photoshop ninja, and he’s currently feeling the pain of the recession, so if you’ve ever thought about having a video done for just about any occasion, you should cruise over to his website and see what’s up. He’ll take great care of you!

My mom hired him to make this video a couple of years back (in 2 parts -- after the jump)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDsgCU-Kxws

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vaO_2xNPmQ

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This is only funny if

a) you listen to pop radio a lot

or

b) your wife has this on her iPod and listens to it all the time

Just read this email that I just got:

You have Won ( 900,000.00 GBP)

We happily announce to you the draw of the Uk Lottery Intl Inc
programs held on the year of 2008 in London. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew
the lucky numbers: 31-6-2613357, which subsequently won you the lottery in
the 2nd category. You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of
£900,000.00 for the month of January 2008 lottery win promotion which is
organized by UK NATIONAL LOTTERY INTL INC .Every month.CLAIMS PROCESSING
LOTTERY AGENT CONTACT INFORMATION

Name:………………………………………
Address:…………………………………..

Sex:………………………………………….
Loation:…………………………………….
Phone:……………………………………….Rev Dr Giller Jackson

Can you believe it? Now I know it’s dangerous to share my personal information with strangers, but it’s ok in this case. I know that because this is from ‘Rev‘ ‘Dr’ Giller Jackson.

I can trust a man who’s a reverend and a doctor, right?

And you want to hear the kicker? I just looked in my spam box, and I have won 5 other lotteries, plus I apparently owe the Nigerian Revenue Service a crap load of money in taxes.

…I better get right on that.

There’s a great story on the NPR program ‘Fresh Air‘ that I listened to last night on the way home. It’s about these kinds of scams and stuff. Check it out.

There’s a pretty funny add campaign called “Elf Yourself”.

This happens to coincide with a week when I have a photo of myself wearing a mullet wig from a party we went to.

You can click here to see me shake my groove thang…